OMG! The Real Life Barbie Girl

Tuesday, March 03, 2015 , , 0 Comments

As a child, I was always fascinated with dolls and wished for them on my birthdays. One out of twenty guests would invariably get me a doll, but it was on my 8th birthday that I finally got a Barbie – the finest Mattel creation till date. My happiness knew no bounds and all the females born during 1980s or later can very well envisage my excitement. Most of the female readers must have already gone back to their younger days, recollecting their Barbie moments. Imagine what will happen if you were to meet a real-life Barbie who reveals her extraterrestrial kinship!





I understand what has made you read this article; it’s the living Barbie that you want to know about. So without wasting any more time, let me introduce you to Valeria Lukyanova – a Ukrainian model and a Barbie look alike who has more than a million likes on her Facebook page.
You will be pleasantly surprised to see her striking resemblance to the beautiful doll that you’ve (males please excuse) spent your childhood with.  Though the model doesn’t admit to have worked towards achieving that Barbie look, she does have similar features and physique.
Lukyanova says that she loves beautiful things and hence makes efforts to look beautiful and refined. As dolls are just an imagery of refined beauty, it makes her look like one.
The world got to know about this ‘Human Barbie’ in 2012 when her photos and videos went viral all over the internet. Her pictures bore a porcelain face with glassy blue eyes gazing into the blank and flawless skin. Her beautiful long hair and a miniscule waist added to her doll like looks. The first impression we get is that of plastic surgery, which must have rendered her the Barbie like appearance, but Lukyanova begs to differ. She has denied all rumors of plastic surgery except for the breast augmentation procedure that she professes to have gone through.
As her pictures spread worldwide, people thought her to be some game zombie or a fun gimmick.
When reports started coming in about her existence as a living creature, she was then assumed to be using photoshop or some software to misrepresent herself through photos. It must have been difficult for the poor thing to not being accepted as a human in this world.




Having denied all allegations of plastic surgery and ‘photoshop-ed’ images, she went on to finally disclose that she uses a lot of make-up and hair extensions, along with a strict workout regime to adorn this demi-god appearance. She also cleared the air about being fake by appearing for an interview on the TV show “Live Television” on Russia-1 TV in June 2012 (source Wikipedia).
Lukyanova, who is an instructor at the School of Out-Of-Body Travel, claims to be an extra-terrestrial spirit and says, “The aim of my life is to come to this planet to help people realize that it is necessary to move from the role of the human consumer to the role of ‘human demi-god’.  Everything is love, love is God. I am you, and you are me”. She alleges to possess the ability to talk to aliens and travel through time.


The 30-year-old real life Barbie spends most of her day meditating, and has even been practicing Breatharianism i.e. living off air and light only.  She says that she doesn’t feel hungry anymore and is surviving on “cosmic micro-food” (source humanbarbie.org).
Well, that pretty much sums up the ‘Real-life Barbie’ facet. You must have started reading this piece hoping to find the secret to her beauty, her location, relationship status and some more personal details about her, but I think I’ve made you rethink over your affinity towards beautiful females. ‘Beautiful women’ can be extraterrestrial and ‘Beauty’ can be deceiving! 

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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